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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Tips from a housewife

A broken dishwasher makes a great drying rack.

Brownies aren't bad for you in the morning.

The internet is the enemy.

Laundry folds better during an exciting movie.

House cleaning is best left for another day.

The car will not run on fumes.

Groceries need to be purchased before dinner.

Check your husband's pockets before you wash the pens and bullets with the laundry.

If the neighbor's cat has fleas, yours probably does too.

7 comments:

Shirley Wells said...

LOL, I love these. Great advice. Thanks for sharing! :)

Melissa J. Cunningham said...

Oh, so true. All of it. LOL

*LLUVIA* said...

I love this!! And yes, my sister has a broken dishwasher, and uses it as a drying rack!

Tamara Hart Heiner said...

life as a housewife is exciting!

Vicki Rocho said...

My dishwasher has been broken for years. My kids think doing dishes "the old fashioned way" is akin to child abuse.

Talli Roland said...

Love the last one!

Mary Aalgaard, Play off the Page said...

Funny, and so true. My dishwasher is broken, too.

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