A broken dishwasher makes a great drying rack.
Brownies aren't bad for you in the morning.
The internet is the enemy.
Laundry folds better during an exciting movie.
House cleaning is best left for another day.
The car will not run on fumes.
Groceries need to be purchased before dinner.
Check your husband's pockets before you wash the pens and bullets with the laundry.
If the neighbor's cat has fleas, yours probably does too.