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Monday, May 16, 2011

The Secret of Eternal Youth

Today I have a special offer for all you readers.

For a limited time only, I will sell you the secret of eternal youth. I suppose I should be more specific. I can sell you the secret of ENDURING youth. Because you will age. Just slowly.

I have found the secret, and I am willing to sell it for $10,000. Oh come on, it's not that much. It's youth, after all. Look how well it works for me.

Me in 2002 (just ignore all the other writing. This was before digital cameras were popular, so it was scanned in from a photo album):

















me in January, 2011:

Yes, in January, you can tell I'm in need of a tan. And I've got an...attachment. But as you can also see, in ten years I haven't aged hardly at all. Maybe a year or two.

I cannot guarantee the results, as each person may have varying degrees of success, depending on such things as genetics and age and ethnic background. But quit fooling yourselves, this has very little to do with diet or exercise or creams.

So go ahead. Take the plunge. Click here to make a payment and learn the secret! You know you want to!

7 comments:

Elisa said...

tempting... really tempting.... :)

Tamara Hart Heiner said...

Looks like my comments got lost when blogger shut down. Sorry, guys!

Amber said...

Yeah Blogger had some problems...I think I've got the secret too...though some more years passing won't hurt to add to the effect. I look at pictures from 2002 and I look the same! (aside from pregnancy growths)

Brent Wescott said...

Maybe NO ONE aged at all during the 2000's. I sure would be willing to say that a lot of it never happened...

Cindy M Hogan said...

It was fun to see you at the conference. Fun blog.

Tamara Hart Heiner said...

lol Brent yes, we all just skipped a decade!

you too, Cindy!! I feel like I know people now!

Talli Roland said...

You look terrific, Tamara!

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