Today I have a special offer for all you readers.
For a limited time only, I will sell you the secret of eternal youth. I suppose I should be more specific. I can sell you the secret of ENDURING youth. Because you will age. Just slowly.
I have found the secret, and I am willing to sell it for $10,000. Oh come on, it's not that much. It's youth, after all. Look how well it works for me.
Me in 2002 (just ignore all the other writing. This was before digital cameras were popular, so it was scanned in from a photo album):
me in January, 2011:
Yes, in January, you can tell I'm in need of a tan. And I've got an...attachment. But as you can also see, in ten years I haven't aged hardly at all. Maybe a year or two.
I cannot guarantee the results, as each person may have varying degrees of success, depending on such things as genetics and age and ethnic background. But quit fooling yourselves, this has very little to do with diet or exercise or creams.
So go ahead. Take the plunge. Click here to make a payment and learn the secret! You know you want to!