I'm on to you.
Sometime over the weekend, one of you replaced my 4-year-old with a demon look-alike.
Did you think I wouldn't notice? No child of mine would poke holes in all the screens with a screw-driver. Or pee in his toy chest instead of going to the bathroom. Or hide under the grocery cart at the store and eat stolen candy.
Ha ha. Very funny. April Fool's is over. I'd like my child back now, please. NOW.