Friday, July 30, 2010
Swollen Feet and Elephant Ankles
I feel like an elephant. Just call me "Tankles." My feet are so swollen, I can hardly bend my ankles. Walking is insanely...weird. Like this weird pressure under my skin. As if I had an excess of water turning my feet into bubbles...oh wait, that is what I have.
That's me in the picture. Yeah, I'm not sure what happened to my feet, but I desperately wanted that watermelon. The trunk? Um... that belongs to someone else.
D-Day is two weeks away. You know, Delivery-Day. Or Dooms Day, if you prefer. Because as much as I'm trying to get things ready before this LO shows up, I can't seem to stay awake long enough to do it. It's taken me nearly two weeks to get through 100 pages of my novel. We're on final edits here. I should be able to knock this out in three days. But it's taken me two weeks! Because I can't seem to stay awake!
I'm forcing myself. We are going to get this done. And try not to look at my feet.